CASA GOOFY INTERNATIONAL….
in preparation for the graying and gradual or catastrophic incapacitation of its star quality cast of superheroes:
IS WORKING ON A FLEET OF WHEELCHAIRS
SUPERDUMMY (Tries to save people from themselves)
GENERAL LIES (The philosopher who is always bumping into things while he’s thinking about them.)
CAPTAIN NOBODY (the Zen rescuer…afterwards he always says, “O it was nothing, I mean, really…”
MAUVE JALLIBEAN (World’s Greatest Interior Decorator)
JOE POTATOES PAULSON (Has lots of private eyes)
JAZZY CORLEONE (the mafia soldier who doesn’t wanna be a big shot)
“OFFTHAFOGOTTALOTTAWOTTAME” (English translation: “Walks In Circles” the native America PR guy.
COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS:
THE AMERICAN LEAGUE OF THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE
(The Few The Not Too Proud)
Maybe YOU Can Be One Of US!!!
If you at times see us slowing down traffic, please cut us a little slack. (Try to remember, we’re approaching the speed of light.)
Please contact us if you can provide donations of electric or manual wheelchairs, and/or walkers, crutches, and various splints and casts.